I often take a lot of trips down to Bermuda to visit family and as much as I enjoy the whole Island fever and suevee thing, there are a few main reasons to why I don't enjoy my time there! You would think that with the gorgeous sunny weather and beaches, sex drive would be a boom there-but guess again! Reasons?
#1. Bermuda has an "Obscenity" Law
#2. The country just recently lifted their law (about 10 years ago) in imprisoning those who are homosexual
#3 They're so called XXX store is only filled with lingerie and a few "sex" board games
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#4 It's the number #1 country in the world to have the most churches per block, so it's a pretty religious and conservative island in itself!
I remember when I was there this past summer I came across a poster for a Drag show, and the ticket $....was $80+! I was surprised how expensive it was...but again I don't pay to see my Queens or have them dance for me only because I have my own friend who's a Queen down on Church St.-hehe-AND Trust me-she is HOT! Unlike a lot of other drag's I've seen on stage who have yet learned to master their makeup and wardrobe!
Going back to the obscenity law in Bermuda, that means nothing "explicit" is allowed on the island meaning obscene websites, pictures, dvds, etc, which always made me wonder why the "sex" shop doesn't have any "cool" toys but Leisure Time (their version of blockbuster) has their porn videos situated right next to the PSP games and movies-all out for everyone young and old to see!
Churches, are also everywhere! It's like you can't escape them, and Bermudian can get very preachy!-_-! Sometimes it's just plain uncomfortable being there but then you meet really great people who are accepting of homosexuality and who aren't timid by the subjects of sexuality at all! They are what makes the country itself more of a comfortable experience-for me anyways!
But of all these experiences, the worse is always at the airport when coming into the country.I don't think I will ever learn my lessons but I always need my "treasure chest" -lol! Every single time though that I've ever gone through customs, I always get my bags checked! It irks the shit out of me! AND every single time they go through my bag, they JUST have to take out EVERYTHING which means my vibrator, porn dvds, cuffs, lingeries, lubs, condoms, etc-lol! AND as they do this "search and inspection" other people are walking by me which allows them to see ALL my goodies! And it's always the same reaction too-a shy smile that follows them out the door. Plus all the workers there at customs would also have smirks and smiles on their faces. I can't tell whose more embarrassed of the situation- me or them-lol!
But don't get me wrong and start thinking Bermuda's a dead ridden island with no sex drive! If I was to recommend it for anything, it would definitely be for a honey moon spot! Everything about the landscape yells out "Romantic"! But if you're taking a move down to Bermuda and are planning to stay a tad bit longer than a tourist-I suggest u make and have some sort of sex back up plan!=D
